gh236's Posts

Was so depressed last night, called LifeLine 0800 543 354. Got connected to a call center in Afganistan. Told them I was suicidal. They got all excited & asked me if I could drive a truck.

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I call my wallet a nonprofit organization.

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Wer seinen eigenen Weg geht, kann nicht überholt werden.

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Welcome to CDG airport lost baggage desk - the world's epicentre of happiness!

#travelfail, #happiness

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Bei manchen Menschen frage ich mich, was uns die Natur damit sagen will.

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If I were a gardener, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

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It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.

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Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

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You're not fat! C'mon, chin up.

No, the other one...

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There is no traffic after the extra mile.

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KarmaSutra:
When fate fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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A GOOD friend will bail you out of jail. A TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up."

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My boss didnt know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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