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Bought Chinese for dinner with 25 fortune cookies.

Just thought I should cover all my bases...

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Ambulance crew picking me up off the floor at 6am AND a raging infection again...

Great way to start a birthday weekend!

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Just asked A.I. how I can find and fall in love with a female that I can marry and live with happily ever after.

She laughed at me, saying: "don't you know marrying pets is illegal in your country?!"

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Want to know the secret to making a woman go "mmmmm, mmmmmmmm" all night?

Duct tape!

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Look at you... just scrolling, lips dry.

Nah don't try to lick them now!

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Yeah, 2024 sucked.

New year's resolution: get an upgrade!

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