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Just wanted you all know,
I am OK.

I've been super busy.

The wife hasn't got me yet!

xxx

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My wife text me last week promising to strip naked and do a sexy dance when I got home.

So far I've built up over 96 hours overtime.

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When I see my wife and her sisters arguing on my posts, I comment "the fat one's right," just to confuse them.

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I had a vasectomy so my wife didn't get pregnant.

All it seemed to do though was change the colour of the baby.

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My wife left me because she couldnt handle my OCD.

I told her to close the door five times on her way out.

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At first my wife hated the revolving chair I bought, but then she sat on it.

Eventually she came around.

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