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things I want:
-pizza
-a nice body

things you apparently can't have at the same time:
-pizza
-a nice body

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saturday night:

it's time to
be a hero and rescue some wine trapped
in a bottle

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You Broke my heart bitch?

I'm breaking up with you, did I mention your sister's good in bed?

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Do you have tight nuts or a rusty tool? Then use WD40!
-Makes old tools like new again
-Tools slide in and out with ease!
-Lubricates dry passageways!
-Makes screwing a pleasure
Available in any local store!

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I'm not Rihana i don't love the way you lie.

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Laziness leads to obesity. Obesity leads to no sex life. No sex life leads to deprresion. Depression leads to death.

Therefore Laziness Leads to Death.

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