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I care very deeply for about 9 people in my life, about 400-600 dogs I have never met on Facebook and beer.

Lots of beer.

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Life hack:

To chill a warm beer, put it next to your heart.

Don't do it too long or it will freeze.

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If I can't make a drunken ass of myself in front of you one night and then laugh about it the next day without offending you, get out of my life.

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, a case of beer, tripping over and falling flat on your face and pretending nobody saw it.

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Person: Hi.

Me: Let's not do this.

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I measure time in the amount of beers I have left to drink.

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