farhadhv's Posts

Real women don't chase men.
They set traps.

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today's forecast:
100% chance of success

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SO THERE'S
THE MICRO-PENIS

WHICH IS LIKE BALL'S WITH THE THUMB'S UP ?

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You know what you should be for halloween?

Mine.

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It takes just a little bit of you to make a lot of me

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Years, lovers and glasses of wine should never be counted.

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