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i did NOT fall..... the floor needed a reasuring cuddle and a permenant imprint of my face upon itself to give it courage!

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when i die, i hope i go to hell. getting whipped to the sound of heavy metal is much more appealing than sitting on my ass all day on a cloud eating yogurt!

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when i give out to you, its not so you can present a counter-arguement. its so you shut the fuck up, listen and then maybe i'll stop getting pissy about stuff so often!

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the necessity for alcohol is becoming alarming!

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the time has come to slap a bitch with another bitch :D

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why is it when i pour some of my soda onto the floor for the bees and wasps they suddenly become infatuated with the opening of my bottle? "DUDES I POURED THAT FOR YOU!!!" *angrily points at wet patch on the floor* "bbbbuuuuzzzzzzzzzz"

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