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But seriously, how do I get one million dollars and a flat stomach by TOMORROW?!

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Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: Everyone's yelling, everything's sticky, it's the same music over and over again and occasionally someone pukes.

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When you become a parent remember:
Don't allow anything in your life that you don't want reproduced in your children!

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I want every girl who's told she's bossy to be told she has leadership skills.

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When your kid complains that their toy isn't working anymore, and you have to pretend to be shocked like you didn't take the batteries out.

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Watch carefully, the magic that occurs, when you give a person just enough comfort, to be themselves.

Harper Lee

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