exodus65's Posts

Trust your heart, it beat before you were able to think!

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TRUST GETS YOU KILLED, LOVE GETS YOU HURT, AND BEING REAL GETS YOU HATED! ..

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I'm not interested in where you work, or what you wear, or what your favorite color is, I'm interested in what you think.

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Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

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that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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You never know a person until you walk a mile in their shoes...

...or until you check their browser history.

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Nothing is forever, forever is a lie..
all we have is what's between hello and goodbye •

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People wait
all week for Friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.

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I never tell little white lies, just big black truths

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100% of non-
smokers die too.

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Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

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Life is not a waiting room.

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life is like ketchup ...

... either nothing
comes around
or all at once*

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what if birds aren't singing and they're screaming because they are afraid of heights...

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If you can love the wrong person that much, imagine how much you can love the right one.

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If you can love the wrong person that much, imagine how much you can love the right one.

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Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

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You never know a person until you walk a mile in their shoes...

...or until you check their browser history.

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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i have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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The guy who discovered milk...
What was he doing with the cow?

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The future is in your own hands and not in a crystalball

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This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

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When a man says you're ugly, he's just being mean. When a woman says you're ugly, she's just jealous. When a child says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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Weekend
advice:

It's only illegal if you get caught •

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how do you feel when there is no coffee?

depresso.

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If you receive a text from me late night, please discard it.

My phone is drunk.

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Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic

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"VEGETARIAN" is an old indian word for
" bad hunter"

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Me: I wanna look good today.
Body: No.
Hair: Nope.
Face: Nice try.

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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance.

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I'M A SMART PERSON

I JUST DO STUPID THINGS.

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a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

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Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones
-John Lennon

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a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

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"I look at people sometimes and think••••Really? That's the sperm that won?!"

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I wonder how people describe me when they're talking to someone who's never met me.

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The weirdest people are the best people •

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PEOPLE WAIT

ALL WEEK FOR
FRIDAY

ALL YEAR FOR SUMMER

ALL LIFE FOR HAPPINESS

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Some people just need to chill out...

in a bathtube!

with a toaster!

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The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons
and morons.

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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance.

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life is simple

people are complicated

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404: Life not found

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Things are different today I hear my liver say.

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brain status:

weekend

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Life is too important to be taken seriously

- Oscar Wilde

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Life is too important to be taken seriously

- Oscar Wilde

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my life is based on a true story

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my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

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my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

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STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

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