ewmalivi's Posts

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Shes so ugly!
Shes so ugly!
Shes so ugly!
SHES SO UGLY!!!!-

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In the last 10 years iv probably eaten more than Ghandi ever has...

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JE
SUIS
CHARLIE

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Today is going to be the day that im going slap you in the face...

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What is love?
Baby dont hurt me...
Dont hurt me...
No more...

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Business awareness of ethical and environmental issues has increased considerably in recent years. This is due to the increased pressure from consumers who value this type of awareness in a company, along with the rise in national and european legislation which has to be compiled with.

... and thats why shrek shops at iceland!

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I
share therefore
i
am

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The Hobbit: Battle of the ONE HIT KILLS

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Nothing.
Fool.
Waste of time.
Goodnight.

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Talking about jugs...

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I'm old enough to know we cannot please everyone and I'm young enough for not giving a fuck

Reposted from Babs_77

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I like people the way i like my chicken.

Slightly roasted on the outside but cooked in the middle.

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Two tugs and a shoogle

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Its all about that bass (clef)

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I knew you were trebel when you walked in

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My pimpin is on the loose all you have to do is get in my caboose

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"On a hot persuit for a new prostitute"

- Mr Pimpgoodgame

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"Im not going to say its going to be easy. Im saying its going to be worth it"

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landofsavingmoneygogogocompare

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Duracell lasts longer btw

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Citroën Xzaras
are so under rated

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When someone asks me "How far away is it?", I end by saying "as the crow flies". Then I release a crow.

Very effective.

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do you ever wonder if squares have penises...I do

OO. we also have an
|. owl with 2 beauty marks

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Imagine a parallel universe where people where the local cuisine

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You feel disgusting

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I was sick while eating skittles and nuts.

And thats how i invented M&Ms.

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Who dosent have ebola anyway?

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Pretty Standard Stuff

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SMILING PILE OF POO

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I smell like the music of a lightly played chello

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The D is between the legs

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Found a peanut on the floor,
DAY MADE

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Fergot to brush my teeth this morning, LIFE OVER.

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I am what the world needs but not what it deserves.

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The world needs more me and less you.

#insult

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Im an international wii tennis player

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I love going in long summer walks by the seaside,
on my own.

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I CAN SMELL YOUR BULLSHIT

SUNS OUT
GUNS
OUT

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Shrek is love
Shrek is life

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WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE?

cba

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DEAL OR NO DEAL?

fuck off

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*Tastes like chicken*

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My face is perfectly symmetrical

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Laughing
so
much
my
turban
unravels
and
falls
in
my
curry

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Just waitin' on a mate

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Is that lassies chocolate?

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DONT FORGET TO GO TO YOUR LOCKER

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Pictures cant even talk

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I can see Pluto from here

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"The best looking guy on earth"

-Everyone

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You smell stupid

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Dienstag is long for die day

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Im rich and some people are aren't .
GET OVER IT

#loaded, #thickjugs

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Sometimes i forget that im better looking than everyone else

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Norpak tastes like shit

#insult

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Knock
Knock, whos there?
ME.

#love

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everything about you is flacid

you soggy pancake

Reposted from only1alyssa

#insult

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

#insult

My favourite colour is black

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I like cereal better than you

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Smoking weed left and right,
fucking bithes on my trike

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People say im stubborn.
Im not

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You look like a mouldy mushroom

#insult

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reposted by traci1967

#insult

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What do you think of shite?

#dundee, #insult

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"Be more like ewamlivi"
- your parents

#insult

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If i had £5 everytime I was called ugly i'd be broke

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I CANT FORGET MY SIX PACK

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Offered a model job at GUCCI, i declined

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HOWS LIFE?
better than yours

#insult

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IF WE WERE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH I WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE

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I TASTE LIKE RAISINS

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I LOVE IT WHEN I LOOK BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE EVERYDAY

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WHY AM I SO WANTED?

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BE JELLY
OF MY SEXY

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Being jealous of her moustache...

#sad

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Wish i was uglier, people keep wishing they were me.

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#insult

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sexy
adj.
def: me

BRB, getting my nobel prize

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uglyyour
is an anagram of yourugly

#insult

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What even is everyone elses beauty compared to mine?

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FIFA
=
bullshit

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E.W.M.A.L.I.V.I
with
ma
name
in
bold.

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racecare is racecar backwards
MIND BLOWN.

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New year
New
me

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If i was a fruit i would eat me

#love, #truth

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#love

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Spongebob had aids

#truth, #luv, #truthhurts

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You're tacky and i hate you.

#love, #insult

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#huh, #luv

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Why do people keep staring at me?
Oh wait im sexy

#sexy, #love, #truth

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#love, #truth, #insult

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Craving Borneos right now...

#oreos, #borneos, #love, #truth

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Fergot to post that im at the gym
now my workout is worthless...

#truth, #love

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WITHOUT STUPID PEOPLE WE WOULD HAVE NOONE TO LAUGH AT

#truth, #love

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DONT GET MAD WHEN I PULL A YOU ON YOU.

#relationships, #love, #truth

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i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly shes not your friend anymore...

#love, #relationships, #truth

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IN MARLEY AND ME THE DOG DIES

#love

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WHEN I AM SAD, I STOP BEING SAD AND BE AWESOME INSTEAD.

#true, #truth, #love, #this

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Chocolate comes from cocoa,
which is a tree, that makes it a plant.
CHOCOLATE IS A FRUIT.

#chocolate, #tree, #fruit, #love

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#go, #die, #godie, #insult

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