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Shortest horrorstory
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MONDAY!

Don't dream your life,
but live your dreams!

That freaky moment when you think of a song a whole day, and when you turn on the radio it's the same song

#music, #freaky, #moment

I realy hate how my mirror and camra have completely diffrent ideas of how I look like

"Everybody have bad days" I say to myself everyday

#bad, #days

Why i don't want a thigh gap:

when i sit on the toilet and drop my phone, i caugh it with my legs

#the, #good, #about, #not, #beeing, #thin

Watching soccer is like watching grass grow, with soccerplayers on it

#boring

What do ya call a bear without teeth???

- A gummy bear

If you can't google it, it dont exist

#google

What colour is a mirror??

$And the Satan said "put the alphabet in math"$

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Some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet!..

Don't take life too serious,
its not like you are getting out alive

NOTHING is realy lost, until your mom can't find it

#mom, #finds, #everything

A synonym is a word you use, then you forget the word you were about to say

I hate morning people..!

.. and mornings!

.. and people!

I realy want to take a nap, but I'm too tired

#tired

There is 7 billion people in this world, why let one ruine your day?

#why, #let, #those, #people, #ruine, #your, #day

When i die, I want my last words to bee "I have hidden a million $ under the..."

"I'm a bear with a small brain, and long words irritates me"

- Winnie the pooth

Ugly people don't exist..

..only less pretty

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ EXERCISE?..

.. I thought you said
EXTRA FRIES!
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"If you love somebody let them go",

said i to myself then i dropped my ice creem on the ground

I'm not creepy,

I just like to tie my crush to a chair in my basement...

i'm so normal!!!

I love to smile to the people who hates me, just to see their faces while doing it

No girls ever speak great about each other, it is always the bad things we remember!

The eeg came before the chicken,

cause it just came out the bud of a retarded dinosaur!

#my, #conclusion

nobody care who you are, until you bring a pack of gum in public

#i, #hate, #those, #people

There is nothing better than cake, except for more cake!

#happiness, #cake, #lol