Drachen37's Posts

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.

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Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can't get the straw in the hole you've had enough.

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twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door

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