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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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Wassermelone abwiegen, auf "Peperoni" drücken und Barcode abreissen, auf Joghurt kleben und in fremden Einkaufswagen legen.

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Im Schwimmbad hing ein Zettel, "Ring verloren ! Ohne wert. Finderlohn 20 Fr.".

Hab einen Zettel dazu gehängt. "Netter Versuch Gollum !"

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Ich schleiche mich immer langsam zum Kühlschrank und öffne die Tür ganz leise.

Warum ?

Der Orangensaft ist konzentriert.

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We'll always be friends, you know too much.

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