Dividedistand's Posts

Time to go to bed.

I have a life to pretend to have tomorrow.

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i'm not cute, dangit. i'm big and mean and scary. grrr.

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sometimes you've gotta poke the bear

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Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic

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Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

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you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

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Why does finding a homecoming date have to be so hard?

If we were animals, you'd be an adorable bunny, and i would be a damn walrus.

I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people would manage their stupidity

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Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

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you're
Pretty
Much
My
Most
Favorite
Of
All
Time
in
the
History of ever.

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In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

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