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Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.

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Next time, I'll try to wait until you're finished crying to initiate make up sex.

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Quite ironic that disabled toilets are the only toilets big enough to run around in.

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Life is going to fuck you, the best thing to do is change positions and try to enjoy it somehow.

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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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