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I suffer from burnout...
even in third gear!

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me. •

Reposted from anonymous

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do bluebirds travel south in fall too..?

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tryed grooming my poodle(actual poodle/no synonyme)...
never fucked something up so hard:/

#ihadadogonce

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a week ago i decidet to quit my daily evening-ritual witch i started seventeen years ago. at first it scared the hell outta me but it turned out there's no problem at all. so now i either gonna save a whole lotta money or gonna end up in a mental institution.

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..scheiße war das damals eine Zeit,..
wir hatten nichts..aber es hat immer gereicht. bring diese Zeit zurück

#nostalgieflash

anyone in for a real life superhero squad?

#squad, #vengeance, #superhero, #JodieT

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starting a sarcastic group aggressively supporting other sarcastics, repost if you want in because if we get enough people we're getting jackets.

Reposted from jaybyrd

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most of my life was ruled by the fear of my evil twin..the meanest and most destructive bastard walking this earth surface..
imagine how i freaked out when i found out i was a only child all the way:-/

#bipolar, #most, #arkward, #evil, #bastard

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..is being told that u are the perfect guy to merry a compliment or just an alternativ way of being friendzoned??

habe heute selbst gebügelt, ab jetzt bekommt die Dame in der Reinigung Trinkgeld!

I LOVE PAULA PRENTISS

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..took a shower to wash away the sins of yesterday..

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i just survied a mexican standoff situation with my mother's cat

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allein der Umstand dass erwas praktisch erscheit, determiniert noch keine Notwendigkeit!
Ansonsten hätten Smokinghosen Cargotaschen!

why the fuck are coffee and cigarets not sold in bundles..?

longterm what..?

I exist on a daily base!

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face
everything
and
rise..
in case of spiders
get da fuck of..
or kill with fire!

..so i give u my new number thinking to my self you'll never call...
and once again..
we're going separate ways..

satanic surfers

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you don't like uptown funk?

stop. wait a minute

Reposted from tommogirl_679

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a day late and a dollar short..story of my life..

social distortion

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..i just friendzoned a really hot girl who got a huge crush on me..
..because i'm afraid that otherwise we'll just have some casual sex and then break up for stupid reasons..

if there's a song stuck in your head, just sing along to 7nation army..
works every time!

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..basicly run..

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that arkward moment when u realize that u brought flowers and candy, dressed up real nice, but forgot to show some respect..

#loveforever, #ceylor

if u havin storage problems i feel bad 4 u son..
i just killed 4 people and there's still space in the trunk

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Live begins where your comfortzone ends...
think about it

oh, i see you're wearing a smoking..!?
of course, it's past six..?!
what am i, a farmer..?

100 guys in a row and the task is to spot the asshole,..
no problem,
ask a random girl to choose one for a date!
voila, there u go!!

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Being a gentlemen doesn't make you a pussy. It gets you the pussy.

Reposted from anonymous

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do you remember yourself saying u can't live without certain things or people..
now look at yourself still living and shit..

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now that i own everything that money can buy i learned that in fact there is no difference between crying in a VW and a Jaguar..

#things

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native australians don't have a word for private belongings..
considering that we think in our language,
this gives a hint where intercultural difficulties come from..

one goal in my life,
is to be the person my dog thinks i am..

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Dates are like job intereviews with fancy cocktails and stuff..

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If someone hates you for no reason,
give that motherfucker
a reason.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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*404*
soulmate
not found

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