daraghroche's Posts

So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey wearing a taxedo. I forgot the rest of the joke but your girlfriend is a whore.

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She said "tell me something super dirty", I said "Your kitchen bitch!"

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i bet you have tried to guess someones pasword but you failed

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Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?

Me: No

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Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

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hipsters don't say "LOL" they say "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL"

(Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud)

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