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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's heavy, the other's a little lighter

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Why do they never serve alcohol at a maths party?
Because you can't drink and derive!

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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florest is really long but he eventually gets then anyway. At prom, she asks him to get punch. He goes to the refreshment table but there's no punchline.

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I discovered a substance with no mass and I was like "0mg"!

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line

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Went to the zoo the other day. It was empty except for a single dog...
It was a Shih Tzu

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