chelebelle's Posts

"Feel unattractive? Remember you look like your ancestors and they all got laid".

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2 words,
1 finger.

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I have prepared a list detailing all whom I would like to vote off of our continent, Mr. President.

Whenever you are ready sir (ahem) .. .

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I'm not saying you're full of shit...

I merely pointed out that you appear to be suffering from a bowel obstruction.

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you're
Pretty
Much
My
Most
Favorite
Of
All
Time
in
the
History of ever.

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Stop making stupid people famous!

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When all else fails, smile. It confuses people. :D

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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance.

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my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

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Men: if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like,imagine a browser with 2,837 tabs open.

All.The.Time.

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A good
man can make
you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world..

oh sorry,
that's wine..
wine does that •

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When you feel that nobody loves you,
nobody cares for you,
everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you.
You should really ask yourself:

Am I too sexy?!

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