brianbambi's Posts

I donut usually use autocorrect butter when I do, It cakes me sound hungry.

#autocorrect

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That awkward moment you forget to turn your swag off at night and you wake up surrounded by women.

#awkward

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From my perspective I don't need sunglasses but thats probably because you're not that bright

#myperspective#insult

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If you're prepared to have a relationshit, be prepared to be dumped

#relationshit#dump

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If everyones life was to be a fairytale, no ones life would be a fairytale.

#fairytale#everyone

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'Anal ass cut' Anagram 'santa claus'
not so nice now is he?

#naughtysanta

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