bearrunner's Posts

you're so ugly when you'd stick your head out the window, the police would arrest you for mooning

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i thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth

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it's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college

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somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. i think you owe it an apology.

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i've heard smarter things from a schizophrenic with Tourette's syndrome

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EVERY DAY THE SAME • HOPE GETS BEATEN UP BY REALITY

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gratitude turns what we have into enough

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Live your own life.

Don't let the media take control.

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DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE!

IMPROVE YOUR ARGUMENT!

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don't play hard to get, play hard to forget.

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did you fall from heaven? because it looks like you fell on your face

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LISTEN TO SILENCE

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justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

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always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

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Home sweet mess.

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Some days,
the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

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We draw lines to stand behind them.

That's why flags are ugly things.

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I would tell you about the last time I got it on, but it gets really freaky about 20 minutes in.

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In a good relationship you both wear the pants. In a great relationship neither of you wear pants.

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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

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I enjoy long romantic walks... to the fridge.

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