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i lost my job so this app should start paying me. like im on. venmo. its easy bruv.

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this is my bike. there are others like it, but this one is mine-so stop trying to steal it! HEY SERIOUSLY GET YOUR OWN. dick.

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my new girl loves when i ride her, for five minutes or an hour. she's only got one speed. fast. i love to straddle her and be on top.

and she never talks back, my girl. my bike.

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#ride, #snakerides

timtomdan, Gabbem and kj55 like this

kj55: LOL @Gabbem LOL @Gabbem
Gabbem: haha haha
kj55: are you going to ride your girl today Gabbem? ;)) jk lol are you going to ride your girl today Gabbem? ;)) jk lol
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saw an ad on a bus that told me the potential for growth is unlimted. but ive been like 5'6 for like ten years. so i beg to differ.

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started from the bottom and now im here

which is still at the fucking bottom.

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people on here keep talking bout how much they love food. like i luv food too.

but i also love not being a fatass.

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