axers's Posts

Einer meiner Nachbarn hört
Jan Delay.

Oder foltert eine Ente.

Man weiss es nicht so genau.

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Your dreams come true,
i have time
to drink a coffee with you!

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Achtung!!

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This is a Nudelholz! Take it and hau it on the Kopp of a bekloppt person to give you a better Gefühl than vorher.

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Meine Frau vor einigen Monaten:
"Was ? Ein iPhone ?
Brauche ich nicht !"

Meine Frau heute:
"Mein iPhone ?
Wo ist mein iPhone ?
Guck mal auf der
Toilette, ob's da liegt."

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Sometimes all the words in the world can’t describe a single feeling •

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what's the difference between a homeless guy and a hipster?

-the iPhone

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