aureaoliveira's Posts

Ahhhh I'm nostalgic about Dec 31st and all of us cursing 2019 'cause 2020 was gonna bring it...

How young and innocent we were...

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It's not a bad day when the exterminator gets a free private concert of Les Miserables because you just don't know he's out there spraying your porch, and you're singing your heart out as Eponine.

Les Miserables is his favorite movie by the way.

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I'm never as hopeful
for the existence of hell
as I am when I see selfprofessed good christians in America doing the work of the devil...

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I taught my low level ESL students to play Bingo. Now everytime they complete a task super fast they yell, "Bingo!"

Too cute.

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New sorta kinda rejection:

"Well, I want to keep seeing you, but you're more into me than I am into you."

Meaning:

I really have no other options, so you'll have to do. For now.

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Really not sure how to win at life.

Whenever I get all the way to that f-ing level where I get to get all the good stuff, I'm attacked mercelessly by crazy bionics from outer space and die!

Yep. That's pretty much it.

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