AnnesQuotes's Posts

No such thing as "hot guys."

My family has a bad habit of trying to talk to me.

#badhabits, #habits, #love, #lol, #family, #funny, #like, #comment, #omg

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Bae looks like he lit his face on fire and tried to put it out with a hammer.

#relationshit

Im not calling you a slut

Im just saying that your vagina is more known than Mc. Donalds.

#relationshit

You remind me of my big toe. Because im going to bang you on every piece of furniture thay I own.

#relationshit

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#relationshit

Who needs an man when you have a dog. They dont crap on the floor as much.

#relationshit

This valentines day its just me and my refrigerator.

#relationshit

I look into his eyes, he smiles. His hand gently touching mine. a silence is held exept the rain. He leans closer. He lay his hand on my cheek and
kisses me. I can't move.

This is like a fairytale.

#fairytale

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My idea of a fairytale is pizza.

#fairytale

I live in a fairly tale. But I will never lose a glass slipper or find a prince. That's why we give kids imagination when they're young. Their hearts are to pure at their age that if they know the true world, the glass protector of their hearts will shatter. Reality is the worst thing we will ever face. But right when the first shoe shatters...

#fairytale

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my anaconda dont...

#jungle

my anaconda dont...

#jungle

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They should make a 3rd jungle book where Baloo eats every body 1 by 1 and when someone is investigating they find out it's him, but he gets eaten and dies right when the investigator says,

"Its Ba-"

#jungle, #love, #lol, #bold, #cute, #funny, #selfie, #satan, #instagram, #twitter, #swag, #harrystyles, #junglebook, #disney, #Anne

My entry:

JUNGLE

#jungle

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In the jungle
looking at a bush

oh god it blinked...

#jungle

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I know the milk is expired...

#love, #kwikemart

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I walked in the store with mama, we went to the place with a woman's picture. I just found a mask. And a shirt. Why is that girl wearing a mask on her chest... and the shirt on her legs.... Oh there's a sign... it says Lingerie... oh my god!

#kwikemart, #store, #lol, #love, #bold, #kwikmart, #funny, #truestory

There are 2 things my mama always says, "No matter what, never give up." and, "Get over here so I can use my leather belt!"

When the zombie apocalypse happens I'm going to the convenience store. They have everything.

#kwikemart

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Kwik-e-Mart,
When you just dont have enough money.

#kwikemart

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Nothing like getting payed $15 an hour for burning your hand on the stove...

#kwikemart

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When I saw puberty coming around the corner I shot it.

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Sometimes...
I look back at my choices...
and think...

what.... the fuck... is wrong with me!

Resolution 1: Be hot.

wait scratch that...

Can I just eat my pizza in PEACE?!

Oh look, you're calling.

*mute*

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"Better a dry crust of bread with peace and quiet, than a house full of feasting with strife."
-Kind David

~AnnesQuotes~

I believe that a man isnt easy to comprehend with but if they love you it`s pretty easy to deal with. True love is something impossible to break. They say nothings impossible but breaking true love is. If you can break true love, it is not love.
~AnnesQuotes~

Last month I rented a car. I still have not returned it. I crashed it.

What a beautiful night, look at the stars, look at the sky, look at the dark. The beauty of it is true, it reminds me of just how much
I
Love
You!

#night

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Tonight I'm going star gazing,
looking up at the sky,
it's so beautiful I could stay up all night.

Don't shunn the night, beautiful as is.

~AnnesQuotes~

#night

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I remember when I used to run away from the vaccum...

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