ammE's Posts

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

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Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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I WOULD LOSE WEIGHT

BUT I HATE LOSING

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Let's kiss.
Let's fuck.
Let's order pizza.

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having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

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