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WHEN YOU TAKE MAJOR ISSUES MINORLY,
DON'T BE MAD WHEN MINOR ISSUES ARE TAKEN MAJORLY.

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Thank God that breathing is a subconscious automatic action because with my memory I'd be dead.

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You shouldn't just read everything you believe.

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my mom said
follow your
dreams.
so I went
back to bed.

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I have an irrational fear of speedbumps but, I'm slowly getting over it.

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what if the coins you randomly find at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent?

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Does anyone
else feel like a
child imitating
an adult?

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Call me old fashion, but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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I looked at historical events taking place on my birthday and I'm not on it?
I think there must be some mistake?

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my level of sarcasm is to the point where i don't even know if i'm kidding or not

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I'd like to apologize to everyone I have not followed.

I'll be following you momentarily.

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All us bolders should all come together and play cards against humanity,
I think we'd be pretty good at it...

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Oh baby, I'm about to... I'm
about to... oh yessssss!

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Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours.

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yes mom, I'm gonna sleep early tonight.

bolding the whole night and sleep early are the same thing... right?

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dentist: *pokes gums with sharp
pointy instrument of death*
dentist: "your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."

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substitute teacher: "does your normal teacher let you do that?"

students: "yeah.."

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Things I want: snuggles

Things I receive: struggles

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Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

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Person: What's wrong?

Me: I think my bed is worried about me.

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When something funny happens I can guarantee you I'm that one friend who keeps laughing even though everyone else stopped 10 minutes ago.

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You have two lives.

The second one begins when you realize you only have one.

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You have no idea how many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

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With music in my ears I feel like a walking tragedy

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does it trip anyone else out that "G" is just an arrow going in a circle?

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I don't care that it's 1 PM!

Morning starts whenever I wake up and my first meal is still called breakfast

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it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can't accidentally make a pizza

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Another one of those days that I wake up and I'm still not rich and famous.

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• I like the serendipitous surprises of reality

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We all have "another side".

Just sayin'

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We'll always be too skinny or too fat but, we'll never be too smart or too wise.

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You'll eventually ruin a good thing if you're always questioning it.

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I'd laugh,
if I had the energy.

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The greatest gift I have ever received is honesty.

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your demons and
mine want to have dinner some time.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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Self-confidence is the best outfit,
rock it and own it.

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He who bends to himself a joy
Does the winged life destroy;
But he who kisses the joy as it flies
Lives in eternity's sunrise.

~~William Blake

(God Natt)

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No matter how good of a women you are, you will never be good enough for a man who isn't 'ready.'

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No matter how good of a women you are, you will never be good enough for a man who isn't 'ready.'

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He who bends to himself a joy
Does the winged life destroy;
But he who kisses the joy as it flies
Lives in eternity's sunrise.

~~William Blake

(God Natt)

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Self-confidence is the best outfit,
rock it and own it.

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Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman, but loose enough to show you're a lady.

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Maybe it's not
about the length
of time you've known someone; maybe it's about instant recognition on an unconscious level..
our souls know each other •

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Maybe it's not
about the length
of time you've known someone; maybe it's about instant recognition on an unconscious level..
our souls know each other •

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your intuition is your inner GPS

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Make the party worth the hangover

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