albertgualbert's Posts

The sign said "Free Lunch"

Little did I know that I was the main course...

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Both vodka and vagina
start with "v".

Coincidence?

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My approach to being a good man is to act like a bra. I try to be supportive and help shoulder your burdens, but mostly I'm just there to touch your boobs.

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I had a wet dream last night!

Passed out on the front lawn and woke up to find the sprinklers had turned on!

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Heart:
You should tell him how you feel.
Brain:
Don't you dare!!!
Alcohol:
Message sent.

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An idea that doesn't
work without colour
doesn't work at all.

Colour is secondary,
everything is bone
and shadow.

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