airyfairy's Posts

Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.

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I want to hold your hand when we're 80 and say that we made it.

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My dentist told me I needed a crown.

I was like
"I know, right?"

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For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

#happypill

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I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

Reposted from lilymarlen

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