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twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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Of course size matters.....

Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

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