aandra's Posts

I just emailed my application form for the dominatrix club. I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission. (Sickipedia)

Thank you for all the cool birthday wishes! It's not easy turning 25 for an entire decade from now on, but I gladly accept the challenge.

Hipster Christmas: toba cu mu?tar de Dijon.

I'm using Internet Explorer. I hope this posts quickly. Happy New Year 2011!

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That moment when you get into the van and there is no candy.

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what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

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home is where the pants aren't

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Bucuresti, Romania

dont have phone sex you will get hearing aids

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90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

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90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

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FREE HUGS

[$50 to let go]

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When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

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If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries.

If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries.

If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries.

The witch in Hansel & Gretel - she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.

Oh don't be shy, let's cause a scene like lovers do on silver screens

Find a rhino. Sign it up to WeightWatchers and watch it become a unicorn before your very eyes.

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I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.

"to get it back all you have to do is let it go. put your faith, put your trust in chemicals." Various Cruelties

Tell a therapist, not Facebook.

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"You're a monster. Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise? No, just a medal. The budged isn't inexhaustable."

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"You're a monster. Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise? No, just a medal. The budged isn't inexhaustable."

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Welcome to the dark side. We lied about the cookies.

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I tried being normal once.

Worst two minutes of my life.

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I'm not as random as you think I salad.

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You and I get so damn dysfunctional, we stopped keeping score.

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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Release Your Inner Badass.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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