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I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor

- Joan Rivers

32

I wish I could tell you it gets better, but it doesn't get better.

You get better.

20

With a friend,
I can smile
But with a lover
I could hold my
head back
I could really
laugh,
Really laugh

20

Crimson
&
Clover

over and over...

14

i hate housework! you make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to do it again.

11

i was a bitch before you were born.

11

The answer is blowing in the wind

10

What if God was one of us?

8

I hate to cook.

The last time my husband had a hot meal, the house was on fire.

9

Goodbye you,
you long lost
summer leaving
me behind you.

- Scott Walker
Joanna

9

i did'nt like what mary was wearing, it was this blue shmata thing. so i put her in a donna karan suit, jimmy choo shoes, and a gorgeous fendi bag. your the mother of god now look like it.

9

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio

7

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