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Me: Can I buy you a drink pretty girl?

Her: How about a gin and platonic?

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I grow weary of dealing with the nitwits, half-wits and dim-wits of the world

10

The cup is either half
filled or half empty,

Either you suffer from
premature ejaculation
or you came in 1st place.

8

Insert
witty comment
here

8

mom: those phones just stay glued to yall hands huh boy what a life

me: it lets me go where i wanna go mom!

4

A sharp wit
Always wins
Over a dimwit
Or a nitwit

4

Every one is witty for his owne purpose.

2

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

2

I can literally look into the creative side of your lazy brain of your skull and see how you created that awfully constructed pun in your head.

2

There's a line between witty and bitchy. And the line is thin.

3

mmm mmm... sorry. what?

1

Have you ever felt so bored that you ended up doing nothing? :D

1

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