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If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

Just saw a butterfly with a girl tattooed on its lower back.

I can't be the only one who's ever wanted to jump in a taxi and shout:

"Follow that car!"

Just tell him I was too fucking busy- or vice-versa

I choose my underwear for the day based on how likely I am to have sex. Today I'm wearing a used grocery bag I found floating across the highway.

If you think I talk too much, let me know..

So we can talk about it!

$* * . - " " " " - * . . + . . F . - ' + . * + * F J I I . . * + . . L ` . + . L `,- . _ , * . ` - _, '_ . - ' + . + ; ' . . * + * . ; ; ; ; ; O ; O~ / | \__; __/ | \ \ | .; | \ | \ / | / | | \$

Prince Charming is gay and living with Mr Right.

I draw a line across your back to connect memories. Building bridges between the pain, the joy and the forgotten revelations. Sculpting future dreams from past feelings that were not mine to feel.
You're welcome.

They asked me why I don't have tattoos...
so I told them:

"Do you see a Ferrari
with bumper stickers?"

Teach your children how to think not what to think.

how to give a virtual hug ? tag the
name of the person you'd like to hug!

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