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SOMEWHERE THERE IS AN EMPTY BEACH CHAIR WITH MY NAME ON IT.

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I measure my fitness level by whether or not my bath towel still fits around me.

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If nose running was an exercise? I'd be obe skinny ass bitch.

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Forgetting to bring a towel with you when you take a shower and either sit there while you air dry or run to your room naked hoping no one saw you.

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You forgot your towel again, didn't you?

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RIDDLE:
DRY
THE MORE I DRY THE WETTER I BECOME
YOU SEE ME AT THE BEACH
YOU SEE ME IN THE
BATHROOM .,,

WHAT AM I ?

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Nor'easter-one thing leads to another...

High winds & heavy rain
Mud
Dogs
Very wet dogs
Dog towels, lots & lots of them
Muddy floors
Extra laundry washing dog towels
Extra floor mopping
Lots & lots of extra laundry & mopping

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Don't Panic.

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Don't panic!

And carry a towel.

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In the locker room of life, you were the stained towel that nobody wanted.

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Drying myself off,
Sudden burning on buttocks.
The heat is on now.

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if you can relate to how I operate we should conjugate and make vowels together

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