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A cop pulled me over and said, "Your eyes look a little red. Have you been drinking?"
I said, "Your eyes look a little glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

I need bail money. A cop pulled me over and said, "Your eyes look a little red. Have you been drinking?" I said, "Your eyes look a little glazed. Have you been eating donuts?" I need bail money.
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