I'm not good with kids. I normally just pat them on the head and offer them a sweet, then run away. Or if they're a little shit, I offer them a broccoli stalk and tell them Santa isn't real. - Post by sophh on Boldomatic

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I'm not good with kids. I normally just pat them on the head and offer them a sweet, then run away. Or if they're a little shit, I offer them a broccoli stalk and tell them Santa isn't real.

I'm not good with kids. I normally just pat them on the head and offer them a sweet, then run away. Or if they're a little shit, I offer them a broccoli stalk and tell them Santa isn't real.

#Oops, #NotSoGood, #WithKids, #BroccoliOrSweets, #KidsAren'tMyFave, #They'reFarToo, #LoudAndSticky, #RunnyNoses, #Nappies, #Aargh!

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