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I asked my mother for 15 cents,
to see an elephant jump the fence.
He jumped so high
he touched the sky;
And poof!
He was gone.
Evidently, an interdimensional portal opened, and he went through it just before it closed.
Sometimes, I hear that elephant laughing and playing music with Ganesh whilst thund'rously dancing, somewhere, late at night, trumpeting in delight!