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Me: "I need a charger cable."

Amazon: "What color? What length? How many? Plastic or braided? Lightning or USB-C? Heavy duty or regular? Want it tomorrow or Friday?"

Me: "Jeezuss. Never mind. That's too much pressure." Me: "I need a charger cable." Amazon: "What color? What length? How many? Plastic or braided? Lightning or USB-C? Heavy duty or regular? Want it tomorrow or Friday?" Me: "Jeezuss. Never mind. That's too much pressure."
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