zoo has a job listing w no exp necc, so this guy goes in to check it out. they tell him: the job pays pretty well, but you have to sign a nda- you cant tell ANYONE what u do - u cant even tell u work at zoo. so he signs it and they turn around and hand him a gorilla suit : our gorilla died and we cant afford another one so YOURE going to be our gorilla. after an hour or so they tell him youre not being gorilla-y enough. play to the crowd they paid to see you cont'd... 
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