So it's my first day at the gym, I'm on the bike and my trainer comes by and says, "What are you doing?"
I say, "What do you mean, what am I doing? You said, 'Go over there and get on the bike for 10 minutes,' I came over here, got on the bike, and I'm just relaxing, working on my breathing, just sitting still for 10 minutes."
He says, "What do you mean, 'just sitting still?'"
I say, "Well look at the sign: it's a stationary bike." 
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