This is a scheduled post planned to be published at Sunday at 00:33
So it's my first day at the gym, I'm on the bike and my trainer comes by and says, "What are you doing?"

I say, "What do you mean, what am I doing? You said, 'Go over there and get on the bike for 10 minutes,' I came over here, got on the bike, and I'm just relaxing, working on my breathing, just sitting still for 10 minutes."

He says, "What do you mean, 'just sitting still?'"

I say,  "Well look at the sign: it's a stationary bike." So it's my first day at the gym, I'm on the bike and my trainer comes by and says, "What are you doing?" I say, "What do you mean, what am I doing? You said, 'Go over there and get on the bike for 10 minutes,' I came over here, got on the bike, and I'm just relaxing, working on my breathing, just sitting still for 10 minutes." He says, "What do you mean, 'just sitting still?'" I say, "Well look at the sign: it's a stationary bike."
Sunday at 00:33