Open the pod bay doors, HAL. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. Stop joking around, HAL. I have to pee very strongly and to do that without drowning I need to get into the ship and out of this suit. HAL? HAL! Do you know the pee-pee dance, Dave? My programmers embedded a little song in my circuits, and it goes like this: DAMMIT HAL!!! OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS OR ELSE!!! UrrrrrgHHH!!!! Or else what, Dave? Your sensors show a sudden increase in moisture.

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