"Anybody here write for Boldomatic?"
"I write for Boldomatic, officer."
"Please come in here, sir."
I push my way through the crowd. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Couple in there, drunk on rhetoric and syllogism; arguing whether metaphor or simile is the correct way to express existential irony on Boldomatic. Neither will acquiesce, and these other people gotta sleep."
I take off my shoes and socks.
"Hey, what gives?"
" First thing we're gonna do is, we're all gonna make fists with our toes in the carpet. Best way to relax, Better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee.
" We'll see where we go from there." 
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