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I committed the gravest of errors one can make in 2024 this morning, 

I neglected to grab my phone on the way to the bathroom. 

I had to sit on the throne like a peasant. 

But with no jester to entertain me. 

Four minutes might as well have been an eternity. I committed the gravest of errors one can make in 2024 this morning, I neglected to grab my phone on the way to the bathroom. I had to sit on the throne like a peasant. But with no jester to entertain me. Four minutes might as well have been an eternity.
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