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Guy came by the house today.
Said if I throw the game
I get my cat back, unharmed.
I said, what game?
He said,
that Solitaire game
you play on your computer.
I said, what?!? He said, you heard me.
Next game, you lose in the first round.
Don't try to cross us; or the cat gets it.
I said, but I don't have a cat.