This is a scheduled post planned to be published at 19.1.2015 at 00:03
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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