traveling with concealed packages is a dangerous task.
especially if you are wearing fake beard and a mask.
youll have to haste from home to home - to travel a lot.
you will pass borders without paper and could get shot.
today, dreading being killed as an immigrant, is a sane fear.
so whatever you do, avoid the airports, and fly by reindeer.
Stay safe Santa - we need you alive! 
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