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I don't suffer from insanity!

I enjoy every minute of it!

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You are such a good friend to me, that if we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket,

I would miss you dearly and think of you often.

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I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

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We never really grow up.

Only learn how to act in public.

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Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me a million times, you must be the weatherman.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals.

I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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