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UsualMan

Unusual sense of humour. Often laughs at inappropriate times and occasions.

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UsualMan

I didn't mean to make that face out loud.

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At my funeral, take the flowers off my coffin and throw them into the crowd, to see who is next.

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Learn to find magic in the ordinary.

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You ask me "where do you see yourself in 10 years?"

I'm just trying to make it to Friday.

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You're as Happy as

You Choose
to Be.

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"Forever is a long time, especially the bit towards the end."

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"Is the noise in my head bothering you?"

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Drivers ignoring winter conditions may be subject to natural selection.

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