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In the past, if I made a typo, I'd delete the tweet and post a corrected version. Now I realize it's wonderfully vulnerable -- and downright attractive -- to just leave the imperfect version up!

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Dude next to me is running Windows on a MacBook. I'll keep you posted!

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"Yes!" - my response when barista asked "Would you like a broken oat meal cookie?" #freestufffortodd

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A lot of people using "-->" instead of "THIS" in their "THIS" tweets.

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When I go to an audition, I do that joke as I'm leaving where you say "You guys can go home. I got the part" to people in waiting room, but I really commit to it until they actually leave.

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"Look at me taking care of you." - me, to my cat, simply because I refilled her water bowl.

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Cruz should've made fun of that Trump supporter's stupid sunglasses.

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Never would've predicted Trump nomination. But to be fair: never would've predicted I'd become #1 comic in the history of comedy. & I have.

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