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RonTex

GOOD JUDGEMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE

AND EXPERIENCE?

WELL, THAT COMES FROM POOR JUDGMENT

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YOUR NIPPLES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR TEETH...

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I KNOW THE VOICES AREN'T REAL BUT WOW,

DO THEY EVER COME UP WITH SOME GREAT IDEAS

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YOU'VE GOTTA STICK YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AT THE LAPTOP CAMERA EVERY NOW AND THEN...

LET THE GOVERNMENT KNOW YOU KNOW

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CHRISTMAS RULES

DON'T GO INTO DEBT TRYING TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM

DON'T GO VISIT YOUR FAMILY IF IT COMPROMISES YOUR MENTAL HEALTH

IF SOMEONE COMMENTS ON YOUR WEIGHT...
EAT THEM

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AS A CHILD,

I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO DEAL WITH QUICKSAND AND THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE A LOT MORE IN MY DAILY LIFE...

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HAD SEX FOR AN HOUR AND 3 MINUTES LAST NIGHT...

THANKS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

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Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

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